BOOKED Denise Lorraine "Pimento Cheese" Robichaux Age: 47 Gender: Female Race: White Charges: Fraud - Sold Counterfeit Pimento Cheese Sandwiches Outside Augusta National at a 4,000% Markup Operating a Food Vendor Without a License Trademark Infringement - Used a Homemade 'Augusta National' Logo on Sandwich Wrappers Apr 7, 2026 6:45 PM
BOOKED Todd Bryson "The Badge" Carmichael Age: 53 Gender: Male Race: White Charges: Criminal Impersonation - Claimed to Be a Member's Nephew Named 'Tad Worthington III' Forgery - Attempted Entry to Augusta National with a Badge Printed at FedEx Office Trespassing Apr 6, 2026 2:20 PM
BOOKED Grace Mei "Origami" Huang Age: 50 Gender: Female Race: Asian Charges: Counterfeiting - Folded Realistic Origami $100 Bills and Used Them at Self-Checkout Fraud - Forty-Seven Counts Theft by Deception Mar 29, 2026 10:15 PM
BOOKED Diego Armando "Uber" Salazar-Ríos Age: 43 Gender: Male Race: Hispanic Charges: Grand Theft Auto - Decommissioned MARTA Bus Impersonation - Operated a Fake Uber in a City Bus Operating a Commercial Vehicle Without a CDL Mar 29, 2026 6:33 PM
BOOKED Wyatt Colton "Lasso" Birdsong Age: 20 Gender: Male Race: White Charges: Assault on a Security Officer Possession of an Unauthorized Lariat in a Commercial Zone Unlawful Restraint - Lassoed a Mall Security Guard Mar 29, 2026 2:50 PM
BOOKED Aisha Kamari "Yelp Elite" Okafor Age: 33 Gender: Female Race: Black Charges: Extortion - Threatened to Leave One-Star Reviews Unless Given Free Meals Fraud - Faked Allergic Reactions at Nine Restaurants to Obtain Refunds Theft of Services - Twenty-Three Documented Dine-and-Dashes Mar 29, 2026 11:20 AM
BOOKED Kevin Patrick "Return Policy" O'Shaughnessy Age: 55 Gender: Male Race: White Charges: Criminal Trespass - Entered a Closed Car Wash and Ran Himself Through the Machine Indecent Exposure Public Intoxication Mar 29, 2026 1:30 AM
BOOKED Earl James "The Professor" Whitfield Age: 62 Gender: Male Race: Black Charges: Disorderly Conduct - Delivered an Unsolicited Forty-Five-Minute Lecture to a Denny's Disturbing the Peace Trespassing - Refused to Leave Until Q&A Was Complete Mar 28, 2026 11:55 PM
BOOKED Valentina Rose "La Sirena" Gutierrez Age: 24 Gender: Female Race: Hispanic Charges: Reckless Endangerment - Attempted to Ride a Sea Turtle Trespassing - Entered a Closed Aquarium After Hours Unlawful Swimming in a Marine Habitat Mar 28, 2026 7:08 PM
BOOKED Tommy "Three Shoes" Kotsiopoulos Age: 37 Gender: Male Race: White Charges: Criminal Mischief - Left Behind Twelve Mismatched Replacements Petit Larceny - Stole One Shoe from Twelve Different Pairs at a Foot Locker Mar 28, 2026 3:22 PM
