Arbogast hotboxed her parked Subaru Outback on Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard so thoroughly that a passing jogger caught a contact high from the smoke pouring through a one-inch sunroof crack. She had been parked for two hours listening to a 45-minute YouTube video of whale sounds, windows up, in a haze so dense she was not visible from outside the vehicle. The jogger, a self-described ‘very health-conscious’ runner, reported involuntary lightheadedness followed by eating an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies he could not explain. He later watched three hours of a show about cake decorating. Arbogast greeted officers by asking, ‘Oh, are the whales done?’