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BOOKED

Kenneth Ray "PowerPoint" Dillworth

Age: 44 Gender: Male Race: White

Charges:

Harassment via Bluetooth - Paired Phone to FedEx Truck Speaker System
Reckless Driving
Stalking - Followed FedEx Driver for Eleven Miles Demanding Package Update

Mar 25, 2026 7:42 PM

BOOKED

Gerald Wayne "Gravy Boat" Thibodaux

Age: 52 Gender: Male Race: White

Charges:

Driving Without a License - Vehicle Class Undetermined
DUI - Operating a Zamboni on a Public Roadway
Open Container

Mar 25, 2026 7:14 AM

BOOKED

Marcus "The Mailbox" Kowalski

Age: 56 Gender: Male Race: White

Charges:

Disturbing the Peace - Amplified Music from Riding Mower at Excessive Volume
Indecent Exposure - Mowed Lawn Nude in Alleged HOA Protest

Mar 24, 2026 2:32 PM

BOOKED

Jolene Marie "Hot Wings" Babineaux

Age: 32 Gender: Female Race: White

Charges:

Assault - Threw Plate of Buffalo Wings at Restaurant Manager
Criminal Mischief - Overturned Sauce Bar
Disorderly Conduct - Incited a Riot in a Buffalo Wild Wings

Mar 23, 2026 9:33 PM

BOOKED

Destiny Champagne Williams

Age: 29 Gender: Female Race: Black

Charges:

Disorderly Conduct
Public Intoxication - Challenged Responding Officer to a Dance Battle
Resisting Arrest - Suspect Performed the Worm Away from Officers

Mar 23, 2026 2:17 AM

BOOKED

Robert "Rob Banks" Tillman

Age: 33 Gender: Male Race: White

Charges:

Attempted Robbery of a Financial Institution
Criminal Stupidity (Enhancement)

Mar 22, 2026 11:05 AM

BOOKED

Raymond Kwame "The Landlord" Asante

Age: 58 Gender: Male Race: Black

Charges:

Mail Fraud - Filed a Change of Address to the Model Home
Theft of Utilities
Trespassing - Moved Into a Model Home and Lived There for Six Weeks

Mar 22, 2026 8:19 AM

BOOKED

Dmitri Aleksandr "WiFi" Volkov

Age: 27 Gender: Male Race: White

Charges:

Health Code Violations (Multiple)
Operating a Business Without a License
Theft of Services - Ran an Unlicensed Barbershop Inside a Public Library

Mar 21, 2026 3:30 PM

📄 Crime Stories

March 24, 2026 Crime Blotter

Florida Man Breaks Into Waffle House, Cooks Himself a Full Breakfast, Leaves $20 Tip

He broke in, fired up the flattop, cooked a full breakfast, left a tip, and critiqued the food on his way out in handcuffs.

March 22, 2026 Dumb Criminals

Woman Calls Police to Report Herself ‘Driving Too Good’ While Drunk

She called 911 on herself because she was 'driving too good' after eleven margaritas and suspected her car was haunted.

March 18, 2026 Dumb Criminals

Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job

He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.

March 12, 2026 Crime Blotter

Man Steals Motorized Shopping Cart from Walmart, Leads Police on 4 MPH Chase

The pursuit lasted twenty minutes, topped out at 4 MPH, and ended when the cart's battery died outside a Popeyes.

March 5, 2026 Crime & Punishment

Couple Arrested After Faking Elaborate Kidnapping to Avoid Attending Gender Reveal Party

They told family they'd been kidnapped by masked men. Police found them at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the Jayhawks game.