Hufnagel was the second driver apprehended in what Denver PD is calling the ‘Taco Bell Nine’ incident, in which not a single driver in a nine-car drive-thru line could produce a valid license. When asked for identification, Hufnagel presented a Costco membership card ‘as a substitute.’ His blood alcohol level was .14. His Crunchwrap Supreme was held at the window for the duration of his processing.
Garrett Dean "Costco Card" Hufnagel
| Age | 26 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | April 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000249 |
Incident Details
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