He pulled a transparent grocery bag over his head, walked into a bank, and slid a note across the counter. The teller knew him by name. He said 'dang it' and waited for the cops.
He asked ChatGPT how to rob a liquor store, printed all 14 pages, brought them to the robbery, left them on the counter, and printed the part where the AI told him not to.
She ran a stop sign in full Joker makeup, handed the officer a playing card instead of her license, and said Augusta and Gotham have 'the same energy.' Her mugshot broke the internet.
He spent $340 at Hobby Lobby building a wearable azalea costume, snuck into Augusta National before dawn, and watched the front nine before a groundskeeper tried to prune him.
He broke in, filled a pillowcase with valuables, then fell asleep in the recliner. The homeowner made him coffee before calling 911.
He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.