Ostrowski was the third driver in the Taco Bell Nine incident. He had been sitting in a parked car in the drive-thru for approximately forty minutes, repeatedly pressing the gas pedal and wondering why the line wasn’t moving. His car was in park. He was unable to produce a valid license or explain why he had not moved in nearly an hour. His order had not been placed.
Randall Keith "In Park" Ostrowski
| Age | 34 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | April 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000251 |
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