BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000251

Randall Keith "In Park" Ostrowski

Age34
GenderMale
RaceWhite
Booking DateApril 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000251

Incident Details

Ostrowski was the third driver in the Taco Bell Nine incident. He had been sitting in a parked car in the drive-thru for approximately forty minutes, repeatedly pressing the gas pedal and wondering why the line wasn’t moving. His car was in park. He was unable to produce a valid license or explain why he had not moved in nearly an hour. His order had not been placed.

DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.