Florida Man Attempts to Train Emu as Getaway Vehicle, Emu Eats Stolen Cash Instead
He robbed a 7-Eleven and tried to escape on the back of his pet emu. The emu was at the Sonic. The emu ate the money. The emu won.
Category: Florida Man
Man Calls 911 to Report His Weed Stolen, Gives Dispatcher Exact Weight and Street Value
He called 911 to report his weed stolen. Then he handed officers a spreadsheet with strain names, profit margins, and a customer loyalty program.
Florida Couple Steals Golf Cart Fleet from Augusta Country Club, Attempts to ‘Caravan’ Back to Jacksonville
They stole six golf carts, bungee-corded them into two three-cart convoys, and tried to drive them 280 miles back to Jacksonville on the interstate shoulder.
Man Arrested for Stealing Cop Car While Officer Was Inside Arresting Him
He wasn't handcuffed. The cop stepped away. He climbed through the partition, stole the cruiser, and hit a Checkers drive-thru.
Florida Man Tries to Pay Bail with Bag of Shrimp, Claims It’s ‘Street Currency’
He tried to post bail with a Ziploc of raw Gulf shrimp. He called it 'street currency' and told the booking officer to Google it.
Florida Man Breaks Into Waffle House, Cooks Himself a Full Breakfast, Leaves $20 Tip
He broke in, fired up the flattop, cooked a full breakfast, left a tip, and critiqued the food on his way out in handcuffs.
Man Steals Motorized Shopping Cart from Walmart, Leads Police on 4 MPH Chase
The pursuit lasted twenty minutes, topped out at 4 MPH, and ended when the cart's battery died outside a Popeyes.