Fuentes was the third of the Hotbox Three, the roommate trio whose taped-and-toweled apartment sent smoke through the HVAC system and evacuated their West Campus building. Fuentes was reportedly the one responsible for the playlist — Planet Earth on mute synced to Pink Floyd — and the one eating shredded cheese directly from the bag when firefighters entered. He told officers the evacuation was ‘a bummer’ but that the cheese ‘really hit different tonight.’
Diego Alejandro "Pink Floyd" Fuentes
| Age | 21 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Hispanic |
| Booking Date | April 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000267 |
Incident Details
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