Pruitt was discovered doing slow, deliberate laps in a stranger’s backyard pool on East Sweetwater Avenue while wearing a complete three-piece business suit — jacket, vest, tie, and wingtip dress shoes. The homeowner, returning from dinner, found him floating on his back in the deep end, tie fanned around his neck, staring at the sky. When confronted, Pruitt said only, ‘The water’s perfect, thank you for asking.’ He offered no explanation for the suit, the trespassing, or how he entered the gated yard, and declined to exit for twenty minutes, continuing his backstroke and complimenting the landscaping. He was not intoxicated, which officers described as ‘somehow more confusing.’ He insisted on finishing his lap, which took four minutes. He was booked in a borrowed jumpsuit; his suit was confiscated as evidence and, per the report, ‘ruined.’