Man Throws Pimento Cheese Sandwich at Fellow Patron During Masters Argument, Banned for Life
He whisper-argued about Rory McIlroy for six minutes, then threw a $1.50 pimento cheese sandwich directly into a man's face at Amen Corner. Banned for life.
He whisper-argued about Rory McIlroy for six minutes, then threw a $1.50 pimento cheese sandwich directly into a man's face at Amen Corner. Banned for life.
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He rented a house on Airbnb for Masters week, installed a keg system, hired a bouncer, charged cover, and made $3,400 before the neighbors called the cops.
He laminated Waffle House menus, wrote 'MASTERS' in gold Sharpie, added Bluey stickers for holographic flair, and sold seven of them at $400 a pop.
They stole six golf carts, bungee-corded them into two three-cart convoys, and tried to drive them 280 miles back to Jacksonville on the interstate shoulder.
He wasn't handcuffed. The cop stepped away. He climbed through the partition, stole the cruiser, and hit a Checkers drive-thru.
He stole nine packages off porches and accidentally delivered them to an off-duty cop's doorstep. She watched the whole thing on Ring.
He tried to post bail with a Ziploc of raw Gulf shrimp. He called it 'street currency' and told the booking officer to Google it.
He broke in, filled a pillowcase with valuables, then fell asleep in the recliner. The homeowner made him coffee before calling 911.
She tracked her stolen car to a Taco Bell, sat across from the thief, ordered a Crunchwrap Supreme, ate half of it, and then told him.