Man Calls 911 to Report His Weed Stolen, Gives Dispatcher Exact Weight and Street Value
He called 911 to report his weed stolen. Then he handed officers a spreadsheet with strain names, profit margins, and a customer loyalty program.
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Man Attempts to Pay for Gas Station Snacks with a Literal Bag of Weed, Argues It’s ‘Legal Tender on 4/20’
He tried to pay for $37 in gas station snacks with a gallon bag of weed, asked to speak to a manager when it was declined, and was found eating unpaid Sour Patch Kids on the floor.
Three Roommates Busted After Their ‘4/20 Smoke Session’ Sets Off the Entire Apartment Building’s Fire Alarm System
They sealed every crack in their apartment for the ultimate hotbox. Then the building's HVAC kicked on, pulled the smoke into all four floors, and evacuated 150 people.
Woman Hotboxes Parked Car So Thoroughly That Passing Jogger Gets Contact High, Calls Police
She hotboxed her Subaru so hard that a passing jogger got a contact high, ate an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies, and forgot how to run.
Security Guard Eats Entire Tray of ‘Brownies’ Left in Office Break Room, Company Evacuates Building
He ate twelve pot brownies thinking they were regular office treats. He then spent 45 minutes in a supply closet alphabetizing paper clips and narrating an elevator.
Off-Duty Cop’s K-9 Partner Escapes Backyard, Follows Nose to Neighbor’s 4/20 Party, Sits Next to Stash
A drug-detection K-9 escaped his handler's backyard on his day off, wandered to a neighbor's 4/20 party, and sat in perfect alert position next to the stash. He ignored the hot dog they offered him.
Woman Calls 911 Claiming Boyfriend ‘Held Her Hostage’ All Day — At the Masters, in Premium Seats
She called 911 from inside Augusta National claiming her boyfriend was holding her hostage. She'd been watching golf for twelve hours. She did not want to be there.
Man Throws Pimento Cheese Sandwich at Fellow Patron During Masters Argument, Banned for Life
He whisper-argued about Rory McIlroy for six minutes, then threw a $1.50 pimento cheese sandwich directly into a man's face at Amen Corner. Banned for life.
Florida Couple Steals Golf Cart Fleet from Augusta Country Club, Attempts to ‘Caravan’ Back to Jacksonville
They stole six golf carts, bungee-corded them into two three-cart convoys, and tried to drive them 280 miles back to Jacksonville on the interstate shoulder.
Florida Man Tries to Pay Bail with Bag of Shrimp, Claims It’s ‘Street Currency’
He tried to post bail with a Ziploc of raw Gulf shrimp. He called it 'street currency' and told the booking officer to Google it.