Augusta Man Scalps Fake Masters Badges Made from Laminated Waffle House Menus
He laminated Waffle House menus, wrote 'MASTERS' in gold Sharpie, added Bluey stickers for holographic flair, and sold seven of them at $400 a pop.
Category: Dumb Criminals
Man Arrested for Stealing Cop Car While Officer Was Inside Arresting Him
He wasn't handcuffed. The cop stepped away. He climbed through the partition, stole the cruiser, and hit a Checkers drive-thru.
Alleged Porch Pirate Delivers Stolen Packages to Wrong Address, Neighbor Calls Police
He stole nine packages off porches and accidentally delivered them to an off-duty cop's doorstep. She watched the whole thing on Ring.
Burglar Falls Asleep in Home He’s Robbing, Homeowner Makes Him Coffee Before Calling 911
He broke in, filled a pillowcase with valuables, then fell asleep in the recliner. The homeowner made him coffee before calling 911.
Florida Man Breaks Into Waffle House, Cooks Himself a Full Breakfast, Leaves $20 Tip
He broke in, fired up the flattop, cooked a full breakfast, left a tip, and critiqued the food on his way out in handcuffs.
Woman Calls Police to Report Herself ‘Driving Too Good’ While Drunk
She called 911 on herself because she was 'driving too good' after eleven margaritas and suspected her car was haunted.
Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job
He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.
Couple Arrested After Faking Elaborate Kidnapping to Avoid Attending Gender Reveal Party
They told family they'd been kidnapped by masked men. Police found them at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the Jayhawks game.