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Charge: Theft

5 bookings with this charge

BOOKED

Desmond Tyree "Legally Distinct Mouse" Falk

Age: 29 Gender: Male Race: Black
Charges:
  • Armed Robbery
  • Theft
Jun 26, 2026 1:30 PM
BOOKED

Kyle Brennan "2 Percent" Apodaca

Age: 24 Gender: Male Race: Hispanic
Charges:
  • Evading Arrest
  • Theft
Jun 25, 2026 6:30 PM
BOOKED

Stanley Roy "Reliabel" Kucharski

Age: 44 Gender: Male Race: White
Charges:
  • Extortion
  • Operating a Business Without a License
  • Theft
Jun 14, 2026 12:45 PM
BOOKED

Devin Russell "Heist Music" Maes

Age: 32 Gender: Male Race: White
Charges:
  • Possession of Burglary Tools
  • Residential Burglary
  • Theft
May 10, 2026 3:45 AM
BOOKED

Marcus Devon "ChatGPT" Trill

Age: 26 Gender: Male Race: Black
Charges:
  • Armed Robbery
  • Theft
May 8, 2026 9:30 PM

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