He stole a riding mower, drove it 2.7 miles to a McDonald's drive-thru, ordered 40 McNuggets, and had a philosophical debate with the cashier about whether a lawnmower is a vehicle.
A cop checked one car in the Taco Bell drive-thru. Then the next. Then all nine. Not one person in line had a valid license. One offered a Costco card.
She called 911 on herself because she was 'driving too good' after eleven margaritas and suspected her car was haunted.