Puckett, a retired insurance adjuster from Macon, was apprehended on Augusta National’s iconic 12th green at approximately 10 PM holding a putter, a sleeve of Pro V1s, and a headlamp. He told deputies he had ‘driven down every year for thirty-two years and never once gotten a badge’ and that he ‘just wanted to putt on Amen Corner one time before he died.’ Security footage showed him entering through a maintenance road off Berckmans Road. He had successfully putted three balls before being detained, sinking one from approximately twelve feet. A small divot was left on the green, which Augusta National’s head greenskeeper described as ‘an act of violence against perfection.’
Wayne Douglas "Mulligan" Puckett
| Age | 61 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | April 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000206 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.