Diggs, a contract security guard, discovered a tray of brownies in a marketing firm’s break room with a note reading ‘4/20 TREATS — ENJOY RESPONSIBLY,’ which he interpreted as a reference to portion size. He ate all twelve. He was subsequently observed narrating elevator floor indicator lights and then entered a second-floor supply closet, where he remained for forty-five minutes. When coworkers knocked, he reported he was ‘checking every shelf’ and believed there were ‘more shelves than this morning.’ Paramedics found him ‘profoundly relaxed.’ He had alphabetized the entire closet. He later described the brownies as ‘in fairness, delicious.’