Falk robbed a check-cashing business on Monroe Street while wearing a seven-foot full-body mascot costume — described in the report as ‘a brown mouse in a purple vest, legally distinct from any trademarked character, but only barely.’ He demanded cash while gesturing with oversized foam hands, and the clerk, unable to take the situation entirely seriously, handed over approximately $600. Detectives discovered that exactly one business in Lucas County rented that specific costume: FunZone Rentals. Falk had rented it that morning under his real name, real address, and a non-refundable $50 deposit paid with his own debit card, leaving his phone number ‘in case of damage.’ Per the detective: ‘There was damage — to his entire future. We just called the number on the rental form. He answered. He was still wearing the head.’ FunZone Rentals has kept the deposit.