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May 8, 2026

Suspect Prints Entire ChatGPT Conversation Titled ‘How to Rob a Liquor Store Without Getting Caught,’ Leaves It at the Scene

He asked ChatGPT how to rob a liquor store, printed all 14 pages, brought them to the robbery, left them on the counter, and printed the part where the AI told him not to.

May 7, 2026

Florida Man Attempts to Train Emu as Getaway Vehicle, Emu Eats Stolen Cash Instead

He robbed a 7-Eleven and tried to escape on the back of his pet emu. The emu was at the Sonic. The emu ate the money. The emu won.

March 18, 2026

Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job

He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.

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Suspect Prints Entire ChatGPT Conversation Titled ‘How to Rob a Liquor Store Without Getting Caught,’ Leaves It at the Scene

Florida Man Attempts to Train Emu as Getaway Vehicle, Emu Eats Stolen Cash Instead

Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job