He rented a house on Airbnb for Masters week, installed a keg system, hired a bouncer, charged cover, and made $3,400 before the neighbors called the cops.
He laminated Waffle House menus, wrote 'MASTERS' in gold Sharpie, added Bluey stickers for holographic flair, and sold seven of them at $400 a pop.
They told family they'd been kidnapped by masked men. Police found them at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the Jayhawks game.