He ran a fake towing company to steal cars and charge release fees for a month. He was caught because his magnetic truck signs spelled it 'RELIABEL' and the invoices said 'TOWNING.'
They dashed on a $204 steakhouse bill but left a two-star comment card critiquing the ribeye and the bread basket — signed with their real names and loyalty rewards number.
He posed as a meter inspector to get into fenced backyards. He ignored every meter. He just wanted to pet the dogs. He brought treats and knew their names by the second visit.
He cut a real drive-thru window into the side of his house to sell stolen goods without making customers get out of their cars. He called it 'Hot Stuff Express' and made them order into a speaker.
He crashed a college graduation in a rented cap and gown, walked the stage under the name 'Maximus Strong,' accepted a blank diploma, and tried to give a speech before attempting a backflip.
He rented a house on Airbnb for Masters week, installed a keg system, hired a bouncer, charged cover, and made $3,400 before the neighbors called the cops.
He laminated Waffle House menus, wrote 'MASTERS' in gold Sharpie, added Bluey stickers for holographic flair, and sold seven of them at $400 a pop.
They told family they'd been kidnapped by masked men. Police found them at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the Jayhawks game.