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Charge: Trespassing - Crossed Gallery Ropes Three Times

1 bookings with this charge

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Crystal Dawn "Patron" Pickering

Age: 29 Gender: Female Race: White
Charges:
  • Disorderly Conduct - Yelled 'Get in the Hole' on a Par 5 Tee Box
  • Public Intoxication - Removed from Augusta National After Attempting to Hug Scottie Scheffler
  • Trespassing - Crossed Gallery Ropes Three Times
Apr 9, 2026 4:55 PM

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