BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000297

Travis Donovan "Grave Flowers" Pickett

Age34
GenderMale
RaceBlack
Booking DateMay 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000297

Incident Details

Pickett stole a bouquet of roses from a gravesite at Elmwood Cemetery to give to his mother for Mother’s Day. He did not remove the card, which read ‘For Mama. Love always, Eugene.’ Pickett’s mother is named Deborah. His father’s name is Frank. Mrs. Pickett identified the cemetery’s signature black ribbon, walked her son back to his car, drove him to the cemetery, and made him personally apologize to Eugene’s family, who were still at the gravesite. They accepted the apology. They also called the police. Mrs. Pickett told reporters she still loves her son but added, ‘He’s getting socks for his birthday. Just socks.’

DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.