BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000202

Reginald Kwesi "Caddie" Boateng

Age34
GenderMale
RaceBlack
Booking DateApril 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000202

Incident Details

Boateng gained access to Augusta National during the Par 3 Contest by wearing a white caddie jumpsuit he purchased on eBay and walking confidently through a service entrance while carrying a folding chair and a Yeti tumbler. He was on the grounds for approximately ninety minutes before a marshal noticed he was not carrying anyone’s bag, did not appear to know any players, and had been sitting in a lawn chair behind the 9th green eating a sub from Jersey Mike’s. Fourteen range balls were recovered from his pockets. Boateng told security he ‘just wanted to see Amen Corner in person’ and that the jumpsuit ‘basically paid for itself.’

DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.