BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000303

Brittany Lauren "Bouquet Bandit" Faulkenberry

Age33
GenderFemale
RaceWhite
Booking DateMay 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000303

Incident Details

Faulkenberry crashed a stranger’s wedding at The Bell Tower venue in Nashville, sobbed through the entire ceremony from the back row, caught the bouquet over three of the bride’s actual friends, and then dropped to one knee and proposed to the best man, whom she had never met. She called him Cody. His name is Brandon. He said, ‘My name is Brandon.’ She said, ‘Even better.’ She then demanded to give a toast, climbed onto a chair, made it through six words — ‘I just want to say that love’ — and fell off the chair into the buffet table containing the wedding cake. Her booking photo shows icing in her hair and a single white rose still clutched in her hand.

DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.