Tisdale and her husband skipped out on a $204 dinner at The Pink Magnolia steakhouse but left a detailed two-star comment card before fleeing through a side door. The card praised nothing, critiqued the overdone ribeye and rushed service, and demanded a bottomless bread basket ‘for these prices.’ The couple signed with their real first names and provided their loyalty rewards phone number, which police traced to arrest them at home. The detective conceded the bread feedback was ‘fair’ but noted that critiquing a meal you are actively stealing is ‘not how it works.’