Hutchens entered a Wells Fargo wearing a transparent Harris Teeter produce bag over his head — the kind used for loose carrots — secured with a hair tie. His face was, in the words of the responding detective, ‘completely and entirely visible.’ Teller Marissa Caldwell recognized him immediately as a longtime customer and greeted him by name. Hutchens got quiet, then said, ‘No.’ Caldwell replied, ‘Lonnie, I can see your whole face. I helped you cash a tax refund check in March.’ He said, ‘Dang it,’ and stood there until police arrived. The robbery note was misspelled. The referenced ‘weapon’ was a banana he had eaten in his car on the drive over. He asked the arresting officer if the bag had been ‘the wrong kind.’