Gutierrez scaled a fence at the Georgia Aquarium after hours and was discovered by a night security guard swimming in the Ocean Voyager exhibit in a full mermaid tail she had purchased ‘specifically for this.’ Underwater GoPro footage recovered from the scene shows her attempting to mount a loggerhead sea turtle named Gerald, who was uncooperative. The turtle was unharmed but has since been described by staff as ‘noticeably grumpier.’ Gutierrez told officers the experience was ‘spiritual’ and that Gerald ‘gets her.’
Valentina Rose "La Sirena" Gutierrez
| Age | 24 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Hispanic |
| Booking Date | March 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000173 |
Incident Details
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