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Charge: Unlawful Swimming in a Marine Habitat

1 bookings with this charge

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Valentina Rose "La Sirena" Gutierrez

Age: 24 Gender: Female Race: Hispanic
Charges:
  • Reckless Endangerment - Attempted to Ride a Sea Turtle
  • Trespassing - Entered a Closed Aquarium After Hours
  • Unlawful Swimming in a Marine Habitat
Mar 28, 2026 7:08 PM

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