Man Throws Pimento Cheese Sandwich at Fellow Patron During Masters Argument, Banned for Life
He whisper-argued about Rory McIlroy for six minutes, then threw a $1.50 pimento cheese sandwich directly into a man's face at Amen Corner. Banned for life.
Month: April 2026
Man Arrested for Sneaking Into Augusta National Dressed as an Azalea Bush
He spent $340 at Hobby Lobby building a wearable azalea costume, snuck into Augusta National before dawn, and watched the front nine before a groundskeeper tried to prune him.
Airbnb Guest Arrested After Turning Rented Augusta Home Into Unlicensed Sports Bar During Masters Week
He rented a house on Airbnb for Masters week, installed a keg system, hired a bouncer, charged cover, and made $3,400 before the neighbors called the cops.
Augusta Man Scalps Fake Masters Badges Made from Laminated Waffle House Menus
He laminated Waffle House menus, wrote 'MASTERS' in gold Sharpie, added Bluey stickers for holographic flair, and sold seven of them at $400 a pop.
Florida Couple Steals Golf Cart Fleet from Augusta Country Club, Attempts to ‘Caravan’ Back to Jacksonville
They stole six golf carts, bungee-corded them into two three-cart convoys, and tried to drive them 280 miles back to Jacksonville on the interstate shoulder.