Florida Man Breaks Into Waffle House, Cooks Himself a Full Breakfast, Leaves $20 Tip
He broke in, fired up the flattop, cooked a full breakfast, left a tip, and critiqued the food on his way out in handcuffs.
Tag: theft
Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job
He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.
Man Steals Motorized Shopping Cart from Walmart, Leads Police on 4 MPH Chase
The pursuit lasted twenty minutes, topped out at 4 MPH, and ended when the cart's battery died outside a Popeyes.