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Charge: Resisting Arrest - Continued Drumming While Being Handcuffed

1 bookings with this charge

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Darnell Maurice "Reverb" Fontaine

Age: 21 Gender: Male Race: Black
Charges:
  • Destruction of Municipal Property - Three Trash Cans
  • Noise Ordinance Violation - Performed Full Drum Solo on Overturned Trash Cans at 11 PM
  • Resisting Arrest - Continued Drumming While Being Handcuffed
Feb 28, 2026 11:20 PM

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