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Charge: Operating an Unlicensed Medical Facility in a Kia Sorento

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Priya "Scalpel" Chakrabarti

Age: 34 Gender: Female Race: Asian
Charges:
  • Fraud - Sold Healing Crystals as Prescription Medication
  • Operating an Unlicensed Medical Facility in a Kia Sorento
  • Practicing Medicine Without a License - Performed a 'Vibe Check' She Described as Diagnostic
Mar 5, 2026 8:55 AM

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