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Charge: Criminal Mischief - Rearranged an Entire Bedroom Display to Feng Shui Specifications

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Yuki Renata "Passport" Oliveira-Tanaka

Age: 42 Gender: Female Race: Other
Charges:
  • Criminal Mischief - Rearranged an Entire Bedroom Display to Feng Shui Specifications
  • Theft - Consumed Approximately $85 Worth of Swedish Meatballs from the Bistro
  • Trespassing - Refused to Leave an IKEA at Closing, Constructed a Functional Campsite in the Showroom
Feb 26, 2026 6:50 AM

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