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Charge: Assault on a Security Officer

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Wyatt Colton "Lasso" Birdsong

Age: 20 Gender: Male Race: White
Charges:
  • Assault on a Security Officer
  • Possession of an Unauthorized Lariat in a Commercial Zone
  • Unlawful Restraint - Lassoed a Mall Security Guard
Mar 29, 2026 2:50 PM

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