Florida Man Breaks Into Waffle House, Cooks Himself a Full Breakfast, Leaves $20 Tip
He broke in, fired up the flattop, cooked a full breakfast, left a tip, and critiqued the food on his way out in handcuffs.
Category: Dumb Criminals
Woman Calls Police to Report Herself ‘Driving Too Good’ While Drunk
She called 911 on herself because she was 'driving too good' after eleven margaritas and suspected her car was haunted.
Criminal Mastermind Robs Gas Station Wearing Name Tag from His Other Job
He robbed a gas station in full Arby's uniform with his name tag on, then went back to finish his shift at the drive-thru.
Couple Arrested After Faking Elaborate Kidnapping to Avoid Attending Gender Reveal Party
They told family they'd been kidnapped by masked men. Police found them at Buffalo Wild Wings watching the Jayhawks game.