Oswalt broke into Cloud Nine Vapor on Central Avenue through a rear window around 1 AM. Rather than gathering valuables, he methodically worked his way through the store’s tester products, eventually settling onto the shop’s leather customer couch, where ‘the combination of nicotine, comfort, and the late hour proved insurmountable.’ Employees arriving at 9 AM found the back window open, an estimated 40 tester vapes scattered across the counter, and Oswalt asleep under a display poster with a fruit-flavored disposable still in hand. Police had to wake him; he asked if the store was open and whether he could buy the vape he was holding. He then asked if they had a rewards program. Per the officer: ‘Sir, you broke in. You are not a member. You are a suspect. He seemed genuinely disappointed.’ The store’s entire tester supply was ‘thoroughly depleted.’