Carmichael was detained at the Augusta National gate after presenting a practice round badge that was printed on glossy cardstock at FedEx Office and still warm to the touch. The badge listed the event as ‘The Master’s’ — with an apostrophe — and featured a clip-art azalea that guards described as ‘insulting.’ When confronted, Carmichael identified himself as ‘Tad Worthington III, nephew of a member,’ a claim that collapsed when he could not name the member, the club’s address, or any hole on the course. He referred to Amen Corner as ‘the Jesus part.’
Todd Bryson "The Badge" Carmichael
| Age | 53 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | April 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000198 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.