Nakamura was arrested at a Kroger after attempting to redeem a coupon for ‘$75 off any brand of yogurt,’ which does not exist and was printed on resume paper. A subsequent search of her vehicle revealed over two thousand counterfeit coupons, a laminator, and a three-ring binder labeled ‘Operation Greek Yogurt.’ Federal investigators estimate she saved approximately $41,000 in fraudulent grocery discounts over a two-year period. Her freezer at home contained nothing but yogurt.
Sandra Mei-Ling "Coupons" Nakamura
| Age | 63 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Asian |
| Booking Date | March 20, 2026 at 10:22 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000103 |
Incident Details
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