BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000042

Robert "Rob Banks" Tillman

Age33
GenderMale
RaceWhite
Booking DateMarch 22, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000042

Incident Details

Tillman handed a demand note to a Bank of America teller written on the back of his own deposit slip, which included his full legal name, home address, and account number. The teller read the slip aloud and Tillman reportedly began crying. He was still seated in the lobby filling out a customer satisfaction survey when deputies arrived.

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