Hensley invited a door-to-door solar panel salesman into her home, locked the sunroom door behind him, and informed him he ‘wasn’t going anywhere until this puzzle is done.’ The salesman, age 24, was held for approximately nine hours and completed roughly 1,600 pieces of a Thomas Kinkade winter scene before a coworker reported him missing. Hensley provided snacks. She told officers she ‘just wanted some company’ and that the young man ‘had good hands for edge pieces.’
Patricia Ann "The Warden" Hensley
| Age | 71 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000149 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.