BOOKED Carlos Eduardo "El Gato" Reyes-Mondragón Age: 48 Gender: Male Race: Hispanic Charges: Burglary - Residential, Intent to Bathe Unauthorized Use of Personal Hygiene Products Unlawful Entry Mar 9, 2026 4:11 AM
BOOKED Brock Daniel "The Iguana" Pendergrass III Age: 22 Gender: Male Race: White Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Frozen Iguana Animal Cruelty - Use of Reptile as Blunt Weapon Criminal Mischief - Damaged Cracker Barrel Property Mar 7, 2026 6:53 PM
BOOKED Patricia Ann "The Warden" Hensley Age: 71 Gender: Female Race: White Charges: Coercion - Forced Captive to Complete a 2,000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Before Release False Imprisonment - Locked a Door-to-Door Salesman in Her Sunroom for Nine Hours Mar 6, 2026 4:40 PM
BOOKED Priya "Scalpel" Chakrabarti Age: 34 Gender: Female Race: Asian Charges: Fraud - Sold Healing Crystals as Prescription Medication Operating an Unlicensed Medical Facility in a Kia Sorento Practicing Medicine Without a License - Performed a 'Vibe Check' She Described as Diagnostic Mar 5, 2026 8:55 AM
BOOKED Felix Jerome "Missing" Washington Age: 45 Gender: Male Race: Black Charges: Filing a False Police Report - Reported Himself Missing Identity Fraud Obstruction of Justice Mar 3, 2026 1:40 PM
BOOKED Marcus Jerome "Sauce" Washington-Bell Age: 30 Gender: Male Race: Black Charges: DUI - Operating a Commercial Food Service Vehicle While Intoxicated Grand Larceny - Stole a Food Truck Unauthorized Sale of Tacos from a Stolen Vehicle Mar 2, 2026 10:08 PM
BOOKED Darnell Maurice "Reverb" Fontaine Age: 21 Gender: Male Race: Black Charges: Destruction of Municipal Property - Three Trash Cans Noise Ordinance Violation - Performed Full Drum Solo on Overturned Trash Cans at 11 PM Resisting Arrest - Continued Drumming While Being Handcuffed Feb 28, 2026 11:20 PM
BOOKED Maria Elena "Tequila Sunrise" Fuentes-Castillo Age: 41 Gender: Female Race: Hispanic Charges: Brandishing an Imitation Firearm - Super Soaker Disorderly Conduct - Commandeered a Mariachi Band Public Intoxication Feb 27, 2026 11:58 PM
BOOKED Yuki Renata "Passport" Oliveira-Tanaka Age: 42 Gender: Female Race: Other Charges: Criminal Mischief - Rearranged an Entire Bedroom Display to Feng Shui Specifications Theft - Consumed Approximately $85 Worth of Swedish Meatballs from the Bistro Trespassing - Refused to Leave an IKEA at Closing, Constructed a Functional Campsite in the Showroom Feb 26, 2026 6:50 AM
BOOKED Hector Luis "Queso" Garza-Peña Age: 39 Gender: Male Race: Hispanic Charges: Aggravated Assault - Nacho Cheese Dispenser, Used as Projectile Weapon Battery on a Food Service Worker Criminal Mischief - Catastrophic Cheese Damage to Restaurant Interior Feb 24, 2026 5:03 PM
