Bao allegedly stole a golf cart from the Sun Lakes retirement community and led Maricopa County deputies on a pursuit that lasted four and a half hours, covered eleven miles, and never exceeded 12 mph. Suspect waved at officers each time they pulled alongside him. Three patrol vehicles ran out of fuel before the golf cart did. Bao told deputies he ‘just wanted to see the ocean,’ despite driving due east into the desert the entire time.
Nguyen Thanh "No Brakes" Bao
| Age | 74 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Asian |
| Booking Date | March 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000044 |
Incident Details
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