Patterson was located and arrested after she checked into the county courthouse on Facebook, apparently by accident. She had missed sixteen previous court dates and had recently Venmo-requested Judge Kevin Morrison for $47.50 with the memo ‘gas ain’t free Kevin.’ The judge did not accept the request. Patterson told officers she thought the whole thing had ‘blown over by now.’
Miracle Antoinette Patterson
| Age | 38 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | March 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000050 |
Incident Details
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