Garza-Peña allegedly ripped a commercial nacho cheese dispenser off the wall of a 7-Eleven and swung it at another customer during a dispute over the last remaining taquito. Approximately three gallons of warm queso were discharged across the store during the altercation, coating the Slurpee machine, two ATMs, and a promotional cardboard cutout of a NASCAR driver. The victim sustained minor cheese burns. Garza-Peña was found in the parking lot attempting to clean himself with a squeegee.
Hector Luis "Queso" Garza-Peña
| Age | 39 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Hispanic |
| Booking Date | February 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000115 |
Incident Details
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