Washington called 911 to report a missing person matching his own exact physical description, then showed up at the organized search party two hours later ‘to help.’ When a deputy recognized him, Washington insisted he was his own twin brother, ‘Phillip.’ A records check confirmed he does not have a twin brother, nor does anyone named Phillip Washington exist at the address provided. His motive remains unclear even to his own attorney.
Felix Jerome "Missing" Washington
| Age | 45 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | March 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000054 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.