BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000183

Diego Armando "Uber" Salazar-Ríos

Age43
GenderMale
RaceHispanic
Booking DateMarch 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000183

Incident Details

Salazar-Ríos was arrested after MARTA officials realized a decommissioned bus reported as scrapped in 2024 had been circulating through Buckhead for approximately two weeks picking up passengers via a fake Uber account. He had repainted it white, removed the MARTA signage, and installed an iPad on the dashboard running what appeared to be a homemade ride-sharing app called ‘UberXXL.’ He charged standard Uber rates. Multiple passengers gave him five-star ratings, with one noting ‘spacious vehicle, weird vibe.’ He told officers the bus ‘just sort of presented itself as an opportunity.’

DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.