Kensington entered a closed Taco Bell through the drive-thru window at approximately 1 AM to live-stream himself ‘making a Mexican Pizza the way God intended.’ The broadcast attracted 43 concurrent viewers, one of whom was an off-duty deputy. Responding officers described the Mexican Pizza as ‘mid at best.’ Kensington’s TikTok handle was included in the police report at his request.
Chadwick Beauregard "Vape Lord" Kensington IV
| Age | 19 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000048 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.