BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000052

Brock Daniel "The Iguana" Pendergrass III

Age22
GenderMale
RaceWhite
Booking DateMarch 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000052

Incident Details

Pendergrass allegedly struck his stepfather with a frozen iguana during a Cracker Barrel dinner dispute over the correct pronunciation of ‘pecan.’ The iguana, a three-foot green iguana named Dr. Kenneth, had been deceased and frozen for approximately two weeks prior to the incident. A rocking chair on the restaurant’s front porch was also destroyed in the altercation. Dr. Kenneth has been released to the custody of animal control for ‘thawing and a proper burial.’

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