McCreary allegedly smuggled a rented industrial-grade confetti cannon into her ex-boyfriend’s wedding reception disguised inside a large gift box and detonated it during the first dance, coating the entire bridal party in approximately forty pounds of craft glitter. The groom told deputies he ‘knew this would happen’ but ‘hoped she’d at least wait until after dinner.’ The venue has estimated cleanup costs at $8,200. Three weeks later, officers processing the arrest report noted glitter was still appearing in the evidence room.
Ashley Dawn "Glitter Bomb" McCreary
| Age | 25 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000107 |
Incident Details
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