Cisneros-Vega leased a vacant storefront between a nail salon and a Cricket Wireless, installed a ‘NOW SERVING’ ticket dispenser, printed a banner reading ‘Department of Motor Vehicles – Express Location,’ and processed over two hundred license applications at $45 each before anyone reported the office to the actual DMV. The operation included a waiting area with outdated magazines, a number display board, and a functioning eye exam chart. Several customers gave the location positive Yelp reviews, praising the ‘shockingly short wait times.’
Alejandro "Abuela's Favorite" Cisneros-Vega
| Age | 35 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Hispanic |
| Booking Date | March 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000147 |
Incident Details
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