Thibodaux was pulled over on State Route 9 at approximately 6:45 AM driving a stolen Zamboni at an estimated 9 mph in the left lane. A half-empty handle of Jim Beam was secured in the cup holder with duct tape. Thibodaux told officers he was ‘heading to work,’ though the nearest ice rink is forty-seven miles away and he is not employed by one. The road was resurfaced to a mirror finish for approximately two hundred yards behind him.
Gerald Wayne "Gravy Boat" Thibodaux
| Age | 52 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000097 |
Incident Details
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